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Entertainment: Candid photos taken on a deserted island, celebrities’ charades are ruined — Chapter 046

“This monkey!?”

Reba watched the monkey change 360 degrees.

At the beginning, the monkey opened its teeth and danced its claws at Lin Feng and himself.

You stole my coconut!

But after Lin Feng fed the monkey roasted lobster.

Everything has changed.

The roasted delicacy is eaten, and the ferocity on the monkey’s face disappears.

“Squeak!”

The monkey quickly ran to Lin Feng’s side.

Two hands, stretched out in front of his chest, made a pleading gesture towards Lin Feng.

“Still want to eat?”

Lin Feng whispered to the monkey so as not to wake up everyone who was sleeping.

“Squeak! Chirping! ”

The monkey nodded and pointed to the campfire.

It’s amazing.

Completely beyond the monkey’s cognition.

Animals know fire!

But they are only afraid of flames.

Because this thing can turn companions into coke.

The fear of fire is deeply imprinted in the hearts of many animals.

Only humans, mastering the flame, used the flame!

“Yes, I want to eat it.”

Lin Feng stretched out his hand and tentatively touched the monkey’s heavenly spirit cover.

There was no refusal.

Instead, he poked his head out very flatteringly.

Touch your head and give it delicious!

Netizens were dumbfounded.

[This monkey has a very high IQ! ] 】

[Can’t be wrong, this is the future boss of the monkeys! ] Lead the times, dominate the monkeys! Ape God! 】

[Ape God! Initiate! Hahaha! It turns out that you also play Genshin? 】

[Among animals, monkeys basically have no way to tame, and they are also taken orally. See if Lin Feng can create a miracle! 】

[The average IQ of monkeys is equivalent to that of human three-year-old children, and the highest can have 10-year-old children! ] So it’s hard to tame. 】

Leading the monkey, Lin Feng circled around the campfire.

The monkey held out his hand, but did not dare to touch the flames.

“See?”

At this time, Lin Feng took back a coconut from Reba’s hand, pointed to the coconut while gesturing, and said: “We need this!” ”

“Squeak!”

The monkey scratched his ears, touched his belly, and looked happy.

Nodding, this monkey understood what Lin Feng meant!

After eating delicious grilled lobster, the monkey suddenly lost interest in the coconut soup and water.

You can exchange useless coconut for something delicious.

What a bargain!

Reba was very happy and asked Lin Feng, “Brother Monkey understands?” ”

All right!

You can let the monkeys go out to find coconuts in the future!

In addition to finding coconuts.

There are so many things monkeys can do!

Seeing the smart monkey completely understood.

Lin Feng pointed to the flame and said, “Do you want to master this?” ”

Master the flames!

Just ask you if Brother Monkey wants to learn!

“Woohoo!!”

The monkey suddenly knelt on the ground and kept nodding and kowtowing to Lin Feng.

Has completely taken off the coat of a monkey and approached a human!

Netizens seemed to see the stone monkey in “Journey to the West”.

[Groove! ] Groove! But Lao Tzu has no culture, a sentence to go to the world! 】

[Lin Feng, you want monkeys to open a new era of civilization! ] 】

[Let monkeys learn to make fire?] Will monkeys evolve into another kind of human after that? That’s awesome! 】

[The point is, this monkey really wants to learn!] 】

[It’s you! Sun Dasheng of Journey to the West! You went to a desert island to learn from your teacher! 】

This scene, Lin Feng also felt a little familiar.

“In the future, I will teach you.” Lin Feng looked at the monkey well, and decided to give a name that would be convenient for him to call in the future.

“In this way, we have a fate, and I will call you Goku in the future.”

Lin Feng looked at the monkey and smiled lightly: “Wukong, what do you think of this name?” ”

“Squeak!”

The monkeys clapped their hands and feet, very happy!

From now on, I will be Goku!

On the side, Reba was already laughing and leaning back and forth, almost out of breath.

“Hahaha, Goku! You are a Tang monk, and you named the monkey Wukong. ”

Bengbu froze, and netizens collectively laughed and fell under the table.

[Brother Feng! Please, stop messing around! Goku is here, you really know how to make a name! 】

[Goku! Goku! Hahaha, if you are disobedient, don’t blame the master for reciting the curse. 】

[Goku! Don’t you quickly give the teacher a fate? 】

[Let you keep vigil, not let you take a monkey!] 】

Since he called Wukong, Lin Feng took out a shrimp again and grilled it for the monkey to eat.

Eat with gusto.

After eating the shrimp, Lin Feng assigned a task to Wukong.

“Goku, go find more coconuts, and fruits! Found it and came back and told me. ”

Reba even felt that Lin Feng, who gestured towards the monkey while giving the order, could speak monkey language.

Can you actually communicate with Goku without barriers?

“Woohoo!”

Goku nodded solemnly.

Then he immediately turned around and prepared to go in search of more fruit on the desert island.

Suddenly, Lin Feng stopped Wukong, who turned to leave.

“Goku, wait a minute.”

Lin Feng beckoned and beckoned the monkey to come back.

After summoning back the monkey, Lin Feng roasted a lobster for it again.

Then give it to eat.

Eat another one, and you’re on your way!

Eating the delicious lobster, the monkeys were moved to tears.

It lives on a wild island and has never been cared for like this….

After eating the last lobster, the monkey kowtowed two heads towards Lin Feng.

Only then did he reluctantly leave.

Disappear into a jungle.

After making sure that the monkey was gone, Reba recovered from his shock and said, “I’m sure Goku must be dead set on you now…”

Monkey has a technique!

This series of consecutive moves is enough for the monkey to go up the knife mountain and down the oil pot for Lin Feng.

Absolute!

[What a miracle! Brother Feng really tamed a monkey! 】

[Foreigners! ] Look at it and learn well! In the future, you will know how to control the monkey, right? 】

[The friendship of these three grilled lobsters continues, I am almost moved to cry, let alone monkeys. ] 】

[Brother Feng exchanged a few lobsters for a free and loyal, and awesome laborer? ] 】

The monkey’s matter was solved, Reba looked at the coconut in his hand, and sleepiness hit again.

“Lin Feng, it’s okay anyway, let’s sleep together.”

In a trance, Reba opened her mouth.

“Huh?”

Lin Feng was stunned in place.

Seeing Lin Feng’s appearance, Reba immediately found that he had said the wrong thing!

Let others misunderstand.

“That! Not really! Reba blushed and quickly explained, “It’s not to sleep together, it’s for you to sleep like me.” ”

“It’s not! Not that means, yes. ”

Reba darkened and his brain short-circuited in sleepiness.

“I mean, you rest too, it should be fine.”

After a long time, Reba finally made her words clear.

“No, I have a lot of energy, you sleep.”

The monkeys are coming, will there be other beasts in a while?

Lin Feng felt that he was careful to sail the 10,000-year ship.

Unable to persuade Lin Feng, Reba gave up.

“Well, okay.”

Reba hugged the coconut, rubbed her eyes again, and returned to the same place.

After setting the coconut aside, lie down and sleep.

Silly Bai Tian slept, Lin Feng took his coconut and returned to the bonfire.

Originally, one of the remaining 3 coconuts was drunk by the old drama bone Yi Tianhai.

Now, there are also 2 coconuts in the camp.

There were 10 more, and Lin Feng was buried more than a thousand meters away.

I’ll go with everyone tomorrow and get it back.

One day’s drinking water will fall.

“I still have Goku.”

Lin Feng didn’t panic at all, there was a monkey to find a water source for him!

Taking out the Swiss Army Knife, Lin Feng chiseled a hole in the coconut shell.

drank it.

Vigil, thirsty.

Drinking coconut water, blowing the sea breeze, sitting in front of a campfire.

From time to time whistling in the mouth.

Life at the vigil is very pleasant.

[Envy is dead! ] Brother Feng turned survival on a desert island into an island vacation! 】

[There is a sentence I don’t know if I should talk about it, everyone only has two coconuts, you Lin Feng drank one of them? ] Not very ethical, right? What will you do tomorrow? 】

[Groove! ] Catch a moral alive! Can you speak with your conscience? 】

[Hehe, it turns out that there are also surious bastards in the live broadcast room. ] What’s wrong with Brother Feng opening a coconut? He just swallowed all the coconuts, and no one else is qualified to say it! 】

The coconut was brought back by Lin Feng, and everything was done by Lin Feng.

Now keep vigil for everyone, give up sleeping.

As a result, he opened a coconut, was morally kidnapped, and said that there was no quality?

Sure enough, there is everyone on the Internet!

An hour passed, and it was half past one in the morning.

Many night owls in the live broadcast room accompanied Lin Feng to keep vigil.

Anyway, I can’t sleep, watch the live broadcast!

Maybe you can see something you shouldn’t, hehe!

After a while, a delicate female voice came from behind Lin Feng…

Soft and sticky, coquettish.

“Lin Feng.”

I saw Reba pulling her mouth and walking over slowly.

“What to do, I can’t sleep.”

“After being woken up by Goku just now, I seem to have lost sleep…”

“How about you sing me a song?”

Turning back, Lin Feng saw Reba’s depressed appearance.

Like a nutrient-deficient daffodil.

Walking swaying, swaying east.

Suddenly, Lin Feng’s face became different.

Let me sing?

Are you sure?

Brow furrowed.

Lin Feng muttered.

“Women, it’s really troublesome…”

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Entertainment: Candid photos taken on a deserted island, celebrities’ charades are ruined

Entertainment: Candid photos taken on a deserted island, celebrities’ charades are ruined

Summary

Desert Island Survival was launched, but the program team lost contact and the stars were trapped.

In order to survive, they lost their restraints and exposed their true nature and turned into beasts!

As everyone knows, the program team did not lose contact, but secretly filmed the live broadcast.

The goddess who was the nation’s first love turned out to be a bus selling meat!

The actor who focuses on being gentle and elegant turns out to be a domestic violence man who takes drugs!

The top singer who was designed as a student turned out to be a smoker in a mixed society!

The whole network exploded! Collective collapse of the house! The personalities of celebrities in the entertainment industry are faked.

Only Lin Feng, the little hottie who was most hacked, has a character reversal!

“Caught a wild boar with your bare hands, cut it into pieces and roasted it. Do you call this fresh meat?”

“Surviving on a deserted island can make Reba fat, as expected of you!”

“In this environment, can we still compose divine songs such as Qili Xiang on a Sunny Day?”

Once the live broadcast was exposed, the entire network was in an uproar! High-level officials are targeting the entertainment industry!

Big reshuffle! Kill these inferior artists! Lin Feng is truly top notch!

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