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Entertainment: Candid photos taken on a deserted island, celebrities’ charades are ruined — Chapter 071

“Wow, Goku, where are you taking us?”

Reba is also excited, the desert island aboriginal monkey, must be familiar with this island!

As long as Goku is there, Reba himself will not get lost.

“Squeak!”

Goku jumped in front and led the way for Lin Feng and Reba.

Along the beach, they walked slowly towards the woods.

With the monkey leading the way, Reba relaxed and asked Lin Feng about the direction.

“Lin Feng, how should I determine the orientation of this kind of place?”

Skills don’t weigh down.

Desert island life, it doesn’t hurt to know a little more.

“See the canopy of the trees?”

Lin Feng pointed to the lush trees in the forest and gave Reba Kopp.

The direction in which the canopy is dense is the direction in which the sun shines the most.

“Oh! Dense is the south, sparse is the north. ”

Reba is easy to get through!

A few minutes later, Lin Feng pointed to a fallen tree.

“If the tree is broken, you can determine the direction by the growth rings.”

The width of the annual ring, the wide side is most likely the south side.

In fact, for Lin Feng, there was no need for these bells and whistles at all.

He comes with a humanoid compass!

Remember all the roads you have traveled.

Bearing, accuracy is not even comparable to an ordinary compass!

Walked for about ten minutes.

Reba felt something under her feet.

Long strips, soft and soft.

“What?”

Reba looked down and was immediately frightened.

With a leap, he instinctively jumped into Lin Feng’s arms.

“Snake! It’s a snake! ”

Girls, mostly afraid of such cold-blooded reptiles.

Inexplicably, Lin Feng had an extra Reba in his arms.

“Snakes?”

Lin Feng had paid attention to the surroundings just now, and there should be no snakes.

“Yes!”

Reba shrunk in Lin Feng’s arms, pointing to the side and whispering: “See for yourself!” Snake! ”

“You’re mistaken.”

Lin Feng held Reba and took the first two steps, allowing the woman in his arms “Zero Four Three” to see it carefully.

It’s a rope…

But hidden in the grass, it does look like a snake at first glance.

“Me! I! ”

After making a fuss, Reba also jumped into Lin Feng’s arms, and was immediately embarrassed.

His face was crimson.

“Then let me down.”

Reba sounded like a mosquito cry, fortunately they were on a desert island, there was no one around, and there were no cameras.

Unfortunately, this is a desert island candid photo.

[Hahaha! Reba jumped directly into Brother Feng’s arms, returned to the entertainment industry, and directly announced it! 】

[I am optimistic about this pair! ] It is definitely the same entertainment industry clear stream as the actor and queen. 】

[To be scared like this by a rope is worthy of being a fat di. ] 】

[Wait a minute, won’t anyone pay attention to the rope?] Is it reasonable for a rope to appear on an uninhabited desert island? 】

At this moment, Lin Feng was holding Reba and did not put it down immediately.

The ambiguity between the two seemed to reach a maximum at this moment.

“You.”

Reba was also embarrassed to let Lin Feng put it down again.

How can this person hold himself and not let go?

Don’t?

Reba thought about it in her heart, and even thought about things for the next few years.

If it was someone like Lin Feng, it was not impossible.

Holding Reba, Lin Feng shook his hands up and down.

Feel the weight of a woman.

Finally, Lin Feng blurted out.

“Are you 49.5 kg?”

Unexpectedly, the reason why Lin Feng did not let go immediately was to weigh Reba in this way.

“……”

Reba was about to cry again.

That’s accurate!

Are you a humanoid scale?

You straight man of steel!

Can you do some personnel?

Weighing a girl in your arms, you break two big taboos at once!

The weight of a girl, you can’t say it casually, right?

Are you holding girls for weighing?

“However, I came first…”

Reba found that she couldn’t do anything either.

After all, it was she who treated the rope as a snake and took the initiative to jump into Lin Feng’s arms.

It’s a shame.

Good thing to be on a desert island.

[Fat Di, didn’t you disclose the information that you said that you are 47 kg? ] Is it actually 49.5 kg? It’s 5 pounds heavier! You liar! 】

【Eat and eat, you know to eat! 】 It’s almost a hundred pounds! Actually, it’s not fat. 】

[Hahaha! It’s you! Brother Feng is still that Brother Feng! My generation is a role model! 】

[Can it still be weighed like this?] I’ll try it for my girlfriend later, oh, I don’t have a girlfriend…”

[Can you weigh people by hand?] Brother Feng, your skills are getting weirder and weirder. 】

In fact, weighing by hand is not unusual.

Skill comes from practice.

Many working people can master this skill after they are proficient.

But weigh the girl with your hands.

Lin Feng created a precedent.

The fans in the live broadcast room were quite speechless.

Especially female fans.

[Why is my fan brother so strange!] 】

[Too straight man! ] Better than a scumbag, though. 】

[Woo hoo, Reba’s little heart was hit again. 】

What should have been an ambiguous atmosphere was once again destroyed by the straight man of steel.

……

“This rope? It’s a bit of a vintage. ”

After Lin Feng put down Reba, he picked up the rope on the ground and looked at it carefully.

Reba was still sulking about what had just happened.

I’m so angry, I’m fat again!

Looking at the rope, Reba suddenly wondered: “This rope, is there a problem?” ”

“Yes, it’s a big problem.”

This is a deserted island, and this rope is obviously brought by humans.

Looking at the appearance and degree of wear of the rope, it may have been a hundred years ago.

“More than a hundred years ago, people lived on this desert island?”

Reba was shocked!

Perhaps there are primitive human inhabitants on this isolated island!

It doesn’t matter how you got here.

It’s important that they show up and live here!

“Now there are still the probability of indigenous people, very low, very low.”

Since there are traces of human activities, there may really be secrets hidden on this island!

Lin Feng threw the rope aside and continued to move forward.

Driven by curiosity, Reba took the lead and walked in the forefront.

“Slow down.”

Lin Feng followed Reba and said forward: “Be careful when walking, you didn’t encounter a snake just now, it doesn’t mean that there is no one here.” ”

“You scare me?”

Reba turned her back with her back and smiled brightly.

“I don’t believe I can step on a real snake.”

Saying that, Reba stepped on a soft thing again.

“Is it rope again?”

Reba looked down and saw that the rope seemed to be moving!

“Snake! O snake! ”

Reba’s little face turned pale with fright, and she ran towards Lin Feng again.

This time, she did not jump into Lin Feng’s arms.

Instead, they hid behind him.

[Haha! Call you Deser! Reba really stepped on the snake this time! 】

[On this desert island, if you are really bitten by a snake, you will die without serum, right? ] 】

[Don’t worry, our omnipotent Lin Feng God is here. ] 】

Reba hid behind Lin Feng, pointed ahead and shouted, “Lin Feng! It’s a snake! It’s true! ”

“I saw it.”

Lin Feng gave Reba a blank look, telling you to go fast, really stepped on the snake, right?

“Goku!”

Lin Feng gave an order, and saw the monkey grinning.

Goku stretched out his claws and quickly pounced on the snake!

“Squeak!”

Goku shot extremely fast!

Immediately grabbed the snake’s head and body with both hands.

Opening his mouth, Goku bites the snake’s seven inches with his teeth!

“Rip and pull!”

In one bite, bite off a piece of seven-inch snake scales and snake flesh.

In a matter of seconds, the snake swallowed.

“Squeak!”

Wukong took the dead snake and ran to Lin Feng.

“This snake is not venomous.”

Lin Feng reassured Reba, non-toxic, and dead, no threat.

“Lin Feng, do you know what kind of variety this is?”

This snake has a strong impact on Reba.

Scared half to death.

“Jade-spotted brocade snake, alias beautiful snake, with a total length of about 1 meter.”

Lin Feng knows all poisons in the world.

The back of the beautiful snake is purplish-gray and has three dark spots on its head.

There is a row of black diamond-shaped spots in the middle of the dorsal surface, and the middle and edges of the rhomboid spots are yellow.

The abdomen is grayish-white, with many black transverse spots staggered left and right.

It is good at preying on lizards and rodents and is non-venomous.

The main thing is that it can be eaten.

“It’s baked in a while, by the way, improve the food for Goku.”

Lin Feng asked the monkey to hold this snake and add food later!

“Squeak!”

Goku excitedly flicked the dead snake in his hand.

Let the panicked Reba dare not approach.

“Lin Feng, are you going to eat this snake in a moment?”

Reba can’t accept it, can snakes eat it?

“Snake meat is delicious, more delicious than yellow eel.”

Once, Lin Feng caught several meters of large pythons in the wild. [ Read more novels for free on our website: tinyurl.com/2aa54z8b ]

Then brought it back and roasted it to eat, shocking fans around the world…

Looking at the dead snake, Reba still couldn’t accept it: “I’ll eat you in a while!” I starved to death and didn’t eat anyway! ”

Reba set up a Flag on the spot and didn’t eat snake meat when he was killed!

[Brothers, bet on it, I guess Fat Di will definitely eat it in a while! ] This insect can’t hold it. 】

[From the moment Reba set the flag, she had already lost! ] 】

[Oh mom, it’s so fragrant! ] Reba will definitely become like this in a while, hahaha. 】

[Snake meat is really good, I have eaten it, except that the scales are difficult to chew. ] 】

……

With the snake, Goku continues to lead the way ahead.

Walking through a forest, the scenery in front of you suddenly brightens.

The sky has not yet become dark, which allows netizens to see the environment here!

Surrounded by mountains, it is a valley!

The surroundings are lush and pale.

In the valley, there are many fruit trees!

“Lin Feng, there are so many delicious foods!” The moment Reba saw the fruit tree, her mouth was gluttonous.

It turned out that the place where the monkeys brought them was an orchard on a desert island.

No more worrying about running out of fruit.

“Squeak!”

Suddenly, Goku shouted to the surroundings.

He’s calling his companions and family to come!

“Squeak! Creak! Chirping! ”

In the treetops, there were many monkey calls.

They were responding to Goku.

“Boom!”

The canopy swings, monkey after monkey, nimbly flying from the tree!

“Monkey! Lots of monkeys. ”

Reba looked up and watched the monkeys rush towards them.

After a while, about a dozen monkeys gathered around!

“Squeak!” Wukong turned around and greeted Lin Feng with the monkeys.

[So it is, this is what Goku let Brother Kaede see, introduce his partners and family! ] 】

[What about a dozen monkeys! ] Congratulations to Brother Feng’s team of tool people has expanded! 】

[Hehe, with ten more free labor, Reba’s heart must be happy to blossom 0…..]

However, after the monkeys gather, Goku continues to point to a place.

Let Lin Feng pass.

“Over there?”

Following the monkeys, Lin Feng and Reba shuttled through the valley.

After walking for three minutes, the monkeys stopped in front of a pile of rocks.

“Squeak!”

Goku waved his arms and all the monkeys worked!

The monkeys move the rocks away one by one.

Reveal what’s inside.

“It seems to be something golden, and it’s not small?”

Reba stepped forward to check, then froze.

She looked at the things in the pile of stones and was so surprised that she couldn’t speak.

“Is it the crown?”

Lin Feng took out this thing.

Placed in the hand, a special sense of historical heaviness comes to the face.

Unexpectedly, what the monkey showed Lin Feng was actually a crown!

“Do you know?”

Reba saw the workmanship of the crown and didn’t feel like a fake.

“Made of pure gold, woven with gold wire. This shape is the dragon crown of the emperor of the Ming Dynasty! ”

Gold silk crown, height of 25 cm, weight, Lin Feng can accurately feel it with his hands.

One pound seven taels!

The main body of the dragon crown is all woven with gold wire, shaped like a winged beast, and the top of the head is made of two golden dragons with a dragon ball in the middle.

Flame Orb!

Two dragons play pearls!

Lin Feng’s eyes were like a torch, and he recognized at a glance that this thing was worth a lot!

It is a historical treasure of Huaxia.

“Is it really from the head of the ancient emperor?” Reba covered her mouth and looked at the eagerly awaited monkeys next to her.

These monkeys have collected a crown!

On a desert island, these monkeys accidentally acquired this treasure.

Then he hid it.

Now, bring Lin Feng over to offer the treasure!

“Squeak!”

Wukong and the other monkeys looked at Lin Feng with a crown in his hand and cheered.

The live broadcast room exploded again!

[Is it the program effect or is it true?] The crown of Daming has appeared on the desert island, you are ghosting! 】

[I don’t believe it! When pigs fly! This kind of plot will not appear in even a bizarre novel! 】

[Could it be deliberately arranged by the personnel of the program team?] Take a holiday to the dragon’s crown on a desert island? 】

[The reason?] The program team spent so much effort to create a fake dragon crown and put it on the island, and it was full of food? 】

Accounts differ and opinions vary.

The story of the dragon crown on the desert island has spread on the Internet.

……

Lin Feng held the dragon crown in his hand and muttered, “It’s true, but it’s a little flat.” ”

Saying that, he went deep into the Daming Dragon Crown with his hand to help the entire look.

Restore the imperial spirit of the past.

“Lin Feng, do you wear it?”

Reba looked at Lin Feng, who was holding the crown, and had a whim.

In the future, you can play the emperor.

“What’s so good about this?” Lin Feng waved his hand, feeling that Reba was like a child.

“Look at it.”

Reba is coquettish, and Goku and the monkeys are moving quickly!

I saw Wukong and a monkey climbing onto Lin Feng’s shoulder.

After Wukong took the crown away, he stretched out his hand and put a top on Lin Feng’s head…

“Squeak!”

The two monkeys climbed down and looked at Lin Feng, who was wearing a crown on his head, with reverence in his eyes.

“Squeak!” Goku 5.3 Sora shouted.

A dozen monkeys suddenly knelt down.

Kowtowing reverently to Lin Feng…

“Poof! It’s you! Goku! ”

Reba watched the farce from the side.

Playful! Really fun!

This crown of the Ming Dynasty seemed to be tailor-made for Lin Feng.

It fits perfectly, just right!

A breath of the Son of Heaven emanated.

No wonder the monkeys are on their knees.

“Lin Feng, don’t you hurry up and accept the worship of your people?” Reba teased, “Now you are the king of the desert island!” ”

Netizens laughed miserably.

[Hahaha! Goku, you are so naughty! I really put it on Brother Feng. 】

[Don’t say, the ancient True Dragon Tianzi looks like this! ] Handsome! 】

[The crown is in the head, the desert island is king! ] 】

[Is there a big guy in archaeology in the live broadcast room, come out to explain to everyone?] 】

[Why is the crown of the Ming Dynasty on a desert island in the South China Sea?] Zheng He is not so outrageous in the West! 】

[Simply, Brother Feng will establish a country here! ] The people are monkeys, and you are the king! Just call it King Gigi! 】

[You’re a little sunspot! Your brother is King Gigi! 】

“Poof!”

Wukong took all the monkeys and kowtowed to Lin Feng again.

It is the same as the ancient ministers kneeling to the emperor.

Reba didn’t see the intentions of these monkey spirits, could Lin Feng still see clearly?

Another offering of treasures, another kneeling of worship.

Nothing goes to the Three Treasures Hall.

There’s obviously a reason.

There is a request from Lin Feng.

So, Lin Feng asked Wukong and the rest of the monkeys: “Say, what else is going on?” ”

Whether you can understand it or not, ask and then say.

“Squeak!”

Wukong gestured at the rest of the monkeys for a while, conveying Lin Feng’s meaning.

The monkeys get it!

“Squeak!”

These monkeys bow and kowtow again, and then roar up to the sky.

Only the confused Reba stood dumbfounded on the side.

“What the hell are these monkeys going to do…”


           


Entertainment: Candid photos taken on a deserted island, celebrities’ charades are ruined

Entertainment: Candid photos taken on a deserted island, celebrities’ charades are ruined

Summary

Desert Island Survival was launched, but the program team lost contact and the stars were trapped.

In order to survive, they lost their restraints and exposed their true nature and turned into beasts!

As everyone knows, the program team did not lose contact, but secretly filmed the live broadcast.

The goddess who was the nation’s first love turned out to be a bus selling meat!

The actor who focuses on being gentle and elegant turns out to be a domestic violence man who takes drugs!

The top singer who was designed as a student turned out to be a smoker in a mixed society!

The whole network exploded! Collective collapse of the house! The personalities of celebrities in the entertainment industry are faked.

Only Lin Feng, the little hottie who was most hacked, has a character reversal!

“Caught a wild boar with your bare hands, cut it into pieces and roasted it. Do you call this fresh meat?”

“Surviving on a deserted island can make Reba fat, as expected of you!”

“In this environment, can we still compose divine songs such as Qili Xiang on a Sunny Day?”

Once the live broadcast was exposed, the entire network was in an uproar! High-level officials are targeting the entertainment industry!

Big reshuffle! Kill these inferior artists! Lin Feng is truly top notch!

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