“I haven’t thought about it yet.”
The old drama bone Yi Tianhai calculated in his heart.
I have to find a way to grab Lin Feng’s handle in my hand!
“Fortunately, I have a good body.”
Now, Yi Tianhai ~ feels that the old waist is much better.
Maybe in the evening, I will be able to get with my two goddaughters.
Hey!
Lust makes me healthy.
This waist is going to be fully restored for a month.
However, you can not do it yourself at that time…
Spring light, climbed into the old man’s face again.
Let Qin Xiaoru and Qin Xiaohuai feel cold in their hearts.
This old fellow, the color heart is not dead.
Three people, all full of bad water!
[It’s disgusting! ] Brother Feng let you eat wild boar, you old animal still want to do bad things? 】
[Up to now, the Beijing Circle has not publicly dealt with Yi Tianhai, so does it not care about the investigation of the supervision team at all? ] 】
[Huayi Media immediately regarded He Yuchen as an outcast, but there was no action in the Beijing circle, and the opinions of our netizens were probably bullshit in their eyes. ] 】
No way, this is the Beijing circle.
……
Back at the camp again, the old drama bone looked peaceful again.
Nothing happened just now.
“Roar!”
The wild boar continued to call beside He Yuchen.
“The water is ready!”
The actor Xu Mao got up and shouted to the family: “You can kill pigs!” Who else can take the handle? ”
The reaction was also real.
Qin Xiaoru and Qin Xiaohuai smiled and each took a step back.
It means we girls, are you going to call us when you kill pigs?
The old drama bone Yi Tianhai touched his waist and regretted: “Oh, this dead pig, although I also want to slaughter it with my own hands, but the conditions are not allowed.” ”
Low back pain, don’t look for me for this kind of thing!
Bang is a ghost, and there is nothing to help again.
“Woohoo!”
At this time, He Yuchen, who was tied up by five flowers, was swinging wildly.
As if to say, let him go!
He is willing to contribute!
What is killing pigs?
As long as he can be free, let him pick manure now!
“Shut up!” The old drama bone pointed at He Yuchen and warned, “It’s not your share!” ”
I don’t need your help.
For a while, pork doesn’t have your share either.
In addition, Reba was not convenient to come over because of her faith.
In addition to the actor, there is only one.
“I’ll take the handle.”
Lou Xiao, the queen of the shadow, stood beside her husband, rolled up her sleeves, and prepared to give Lin Feng a hand.
It has to be a husband and wife working together.
The live broadcast room exploded again.
[Huh! What are all of them? 】
[Kill pigs and refuse to contribute, eat pig manure for a while! ] 】
[On a desert island, there are really only movie kings and queens who can be relied on, hey. ] 】
Xu Mao and his wife used to sign a brokerage company.
But then came out and went it alone.
A studio for two was formed.
Freer and more profitable.
After all, there is no need to share money with others.
……
Looking at the two, Lin Feng said: “Teacher Xu, you come to grab the hind legs of the pig, Teacher Lou, you take the pig’s blood.” ”
“Okay!”
The two sprang into action immediately.
Lin Feng lifted the wild boar up.
“Catch!”
Xu Mao grabbed the back legs of the wild boar hard.
A struggle almost made his hand slip.
“What a lot of strength!”
Xu Mao sighed.
Lin Feng said before that this little wild boar is not something that an adult can easily deal with.
Sure enough, it’s true.
With this strength alone, he can’t compare.
Soon, Lin Feng grabbed the pig’s front foot.
Pull out the Swiss Army Knife.
Gestured twice on the neck of the wild boar.
[This aura, butcher! 】
[Brother Feng must have killed pigs! ] Small fresh meat kills pigs, hahaha! 】
[Goodbye wild boar! ] You’ll be delicious in no time. 】
In a few seconds, Lin Feng confirmed the wild boar’s large artery and the location of the heart.
“Kill a pig, kill with a knife.”
Lin Feng’s hand was not a professional pig-killing knife.
The blade is relatively short.
So it is difficult to stab the heart with a knife from the throat of a wild boar.
You have to find a good angle.
Behind, actor Xu Mao’s hands were shaking.
Wild boars are just like people when faced with life and death.
can burst out with more strength!
Xu Mao was a little struggling.
But as a man, of course, he cannot admit defeat.
“Teacher Xu, are you ready?”
Lin Feng asked Xu Mao behind him before stabbing the knife.
“No problem! Let’s go! ”
It’s just a little boar.
Xu Mao didn’t take it seriously.
“Good!”
Lin Feng adjusted the angle and waved the knife in his hand.
“Poof!”
It is the sound of a knife inserting into a muscle.
A knife, directly from the neck of the wild boar, stabbed into the heart!
But because the blade is relatively short, it only pierces the heart of the wild boar.
There is no penetration.
Wild boars do not die immediately.
Dying!
Don’t underestimate the animal’s struggle before it dies.
Ever killed a chicken?
After the chicken is wiped on the neck, the strength before the blood drains is very strong.
And pigs, even more multiply!
“Teacher Xu can’t hold it?”
At this time, Lou Xiao was collecting pig blood below.
Lin Feng controlled the pig’s front foot and bleed.
Pig blood must be drained. Otherwise, staying in the body will affect the flesh feeling of the pig.
The actor Xu Mao was pinching the pig’s head leg with both hands, sweating profusely.
Reba couldn’t help but be frightened.
“Is the boar so strong?”
Before Reba saw Lin Feng easily subdue the wild boar, he thought that this guy was just like that.
It seems that Lin Feng’s strength is relatively large…
Netizens, at this time, also pinched a sweat.
[Come on Teacher Xu! ] 】
[My dad is a pig killer, a big pig, a few adults can’t control it.] 】
[Wild boars are much stronger than domestic pigs! ] Brother Feng is right, ordinary people can’t deal with this hundred-pound pig! 】
[It’s not easy to eat pork.] 】
Under the gaze of netizens, pig blood is constantly flowing out.
It flows into the coconut shell.
In the future, it will be a delicious delicacy.
With the passage of blood in the body.
The wild boar began to resist vigorously.
Do the struggle before death.
That strength is more than twice as great!
“Abominable!”
The actor Xu Mao has already exerted all his strength.
He hasn’t killed a pig, and he didn’t know that this guy’s strength was so perverted!
Finally, the boar’s struggle subsided.
He was bleeding too much and was about to die of shock.
Suddenly!
From the ass of a wild boar, a bubble of something spewed out!
Feces and urine mix together and erupt from the dying pig at a terrifying speed!
“Boom!”
All the filth, impartiality, all shot on the face of the actor Xu Mao…
Everyone was dumbfounded!
Who would have thought of such an accident!
Xu Mao was stunned in place for two seconds before reacting.
Stinky paving, unbearable!
“Me!”
The actor only burst out one word, and then held back the words.
His face was covered in dirt.
“Teacher Xu!”
Lou Xiao, the queen of the shadow, saw that the situation was wrong, and immediately put down the pig’s blood and walked to her husband’s side.
But seeing her husband’s current appearance, he did not dare to step forward.
It’s disgusting…
“Gag!”
The actor forced his heart to vomit, and looked fiercely at Lin Feng, who was putting pig blood in front of him.
That look can kill.
But only for a moment.
Xu Mao withdrew his gaze and gave his wife a look.
“Who’s going to take the handle! Teacher Xu is going to wash it! ”
Pit daddy!
Kill a pig and be sprayed with feces and urine by a pig!
“Teacher Xu, you hurry up and wash up.”
The pig has stopped breathing.
The next thing, Lin Feng can handle alone.
“Okay!”
Xu Mao didn’t talk nonsense, and immediately walked away accompanied by his wife.
At the scene, everyone was speechless.
“Is Teacher Xu okay?” Qin Xiaoru and his sister Qin Xiaohuai pretended to be concerned.
Actually, it’s funny in my heart.
Hahaha!
Someone was actually sprayed in the face by a pig!
Thankfully, we weren’t standing by.
“Hey, bad luck…”
Yi Tianhai was also stunned.
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Rejoice.
Fortunately, he wasn’t standing there.
Otherwise miserable.
The stick was real, pointed to He Yuchen, who was tied up by five flowers, and said: “Actually, you can release this guy just now, how good is it to let him replace Teacher Xu?” ”
He Yuchen grabbed the pig and was sprayed with feces and urine.
Birds and beasts, it should be this treatment.
“Makes sense!” Yi Tianhai looked at the stick and praised.
This little ghost, there are so many ghost ideas!
He Yuchen should indeed be allowed to suffer this sin.
On the Internet, there is also a voice of regret.
[Damn, I already knew that I would let He Yuchen help and let him taste the taste of pig poop! ] 】
[The actor Teacher Xu poured blood mold! ] So disgusting, can you eat pork for a while? 】
[Huh! If I was by a pig riding in the face like this, I would have swallowed the whole pig! 】
[Dead pig! It actually made Teacher Xu so dirty! 】
I don’t know if Teacher Xu can wash off the dirt on his face.
However, there are also netizens who noticed the abnormality.
[Brothers, did you see Teacher Xu’s eyes looking at Brother Feng just now? 】
【Yes! It was only for a second or so, but I did see it. 】
[What do you mean?] Is it hinting that Teacher Xu holds a grudge against Brother Feng? 】
After all, that look just now can kill.
If you want to knife a person’s eyes, you can’t hide it!
Fortunately, Xu Mao has excellent reviews in the hearts of netizens.
Everyone thought it was a misunderstanding!
It may be a problem with the camera lens, which makes ordinary eyes look more murderous…
Will the actor collapse?
Inexistent!
At this time, Lin Feng grabbed the finished wild boar in the air with one hand.
“Lift a hundred-pound wild boar with one hand?”
Reba watched intently from the side.
Doesn’t this mean that Lin Feng can also lift himself up like a pig easily?
I’m not a pig!
After lifting the pig, Lin Feng poured the hot sea water on the pig.
Blanch the pig’s hair for easy hair removal for a while.
After a few minutes, all the hot seawater is gone.
“Let it dry first, and remove the hair later.”
Lin Feng stepped aside and processed the pig’s blood first.
Sprinkle a little refined sea salt inside.
Then go into waiting.
……
On the other side, Xu Mao, accompanied by his wife, came to the beach.
“Are you all right!?”
There was no one else around, and Lou Xiao, the queen of the shadow, looked at her husband’s filthy face and asked with concern.
“Did you say something happened!?”
Xu Mao’s eyes widened angrily and roared at his wife!
It scared Lou Xiao back several steps.
The sudden roar also frightened the netizens in the live broadcast room!
【I’ll go! What happened to Teacher Xu? Why do you suddenly shout so loudly? 】
[Scare me to death! ] This voice scared my soul out. 】
[Teacher Xu is a little strange today, first he glanced at Brother Feng with murderous eyes, and now he is yelling at his wife? ] 】
[Won’t it collapse too?] 】
The barrage posted by a netizen was immediately attacked by everyone.
What kind of character the actor Teacher Xu has, everyone can see.
How could it collapse?
Little sunspot give me a rough roll!
As long as your people are set up well, naturally many people will take the initiative to whitewash you.
Netizens defended Xu Mao, saying that if you encounter this situation, will you be angry?
Yes!
Of course it will!
People can’t always be gentle, can they?
There are also gaffes, which is normal.
……
After finishing his throat, Xu Mao squatted on the beach and buried his head in the sea.
The queen of the shadow watched from the side.
The eyes were surprisingly calm.
Even, a murderous look flashed!
Once again, netizens were confused.
[What’s going on?] Teacher Lou just looked at Teacher Xu’s eyes, sure it was a wife? 】
[Terrible! That look just now seemed to kill Teacher Xu. 】
[It’s strange, what’s wrong?] 】
This model couple in the entertainment industry.
It doesn’t seem to be as simple as it seems.
There is a problem, but can’t say where the problem is.
Xu Mao continued to wash his face.
Wave wildly in the water with your hands.
“Poof!”
The water splashed all over and splashed onto Lou Xiao’s face.
“Teacher Xu, what are you doing!?”
Lou Xiao, the queen of the shadow, wiped the sea water off her face, glared at her husband and asked loudly: “It has happened, what else can I do?” ”
After washing his face for a while, Xu Mao poked his head out.
Coldly said to his wife: “Can you shut up?” ”
There is not the slightest warmth and affection that a husband and wife should have.
The more netizens look at it, the more wrong it gets.
Many details that were not noticed before appeared.
[Have you found that the queen of the film has always called her husband Teacher Xu?] It’s too rusty! 】
[What a fuss, didn’t you call it that before?] 】
[It’s normal, middle-aged couples, where there are so many sweets, living is life, not love. ] 】
Fans of the two, of course, do not think that the actor will collapse.
In various ways, find reasons between them.
Model couple in the entertainment industry, no problem!
Now the candid footage tells everyone.
The couple was arguing.
[Husband and wife can’t quarrel? Fart big thing! 】
[Teacher Xu and Teacher Lou just quarreled, how big is it, someone thinks they collapsed the house? ] 】
[Your parents don’t quarrel?] Husband and wife quarrel that is called bedside fight bedside and! Quite normal. 】
No way! When pigs fly!
Now, no one believes that the movie queen will collapse…
Washed for about another minute.
The dirt and smell on Xu Mao’s face basically disappeared.
Unfortunately, the taste in the heart will not dissipate so easily.
Dreaming in the evening is probably the stench of wild boar.
“You won’t blame Lin Feng, right?”
Seeing the husband wash off the pig’s feces and urine.
The queen of the shadow stepped forward and asked.
Just now, she also saw her husband’s eyes looking at Lin Feng.
Can kill!
“Yes?”
The actor wiped his face impatiently, looking displeased.
“Isn’t it?”
The queen asked her husband rhetorically.
After living together for so many years, will it not be clear to her?
There are some places where you can’t escape if you want to.
“Huh.” The actor Xu Mao sneered, like a murderous thug in a suit.
His eyes were cold, and he stopped talking to his wife.
At this time, a netizen saw that the actor Xu Mao had an opinion about Lin Feng.
[I said, this can all be blamed on Brother Feng! ] It was the wild boar who pulled Teacher Xu’s face, right? 】
[How else?] Is it to blame an animal? The boar is dead! 】
[If Lin Feng killed the pig by himself, he wouldn’t have these things if he didn’t bother Teacher Xu. ] 】
[Could it be that Teacher Xu really wanted to kill when he looked at Brother Feng’s eyes just now? ] 】
It’s terrifying to think about!
These stars on a desert island are getting more and more wrong.
But whitewashing never stops.
Some netizens insisted.
If you are made like this by a pig.
Mentality does not collapse?
It’s understandable to have some opinions about another pig killer.
The actor is a person, not a saint!
Can’t have some emotions of your own?
There seems to be nothing wrong with this explanation.
It has been more than ten minutes since the actor and the queen left.
“I’ll wash it again.”
Xu Mao changed places, squatted down again in disgust, and washed his face with seawater.
On the collar, in fact, there was also some splash.
But there is no time to take care of it.
Really TM unlucky!
A minute later, the actor washed his face and said coldly to his wife Lou Xiao: “Go back, there will be meat to eat later.” ”
If not for eating wild boar.
Can’t be so humble!
Under the gaze of netizens, the two returned to the camp.
Just came over.
I saw that the actor Xu Mao immediately changed his face.
With a smile on his face, he walked towards Lin Feng.
In his mouth, it was a gentle voice that came out.
“Haha! Lin Feng! How’s it going? I’m waiting to eat delicious wild boar! “。
