In the original timeline, the lawsuit between Amber Heard and Johnny Depp lasted for six years, and all kinds of melons are really endless.
It’s a state where you sing and I appear.
As an audience, because I have watched the reversal too many times, in the end, the truth is no longer important, and no one cares who loses and who wins, so just watch it for fun.
Speaking of which, the dog author can’t help but want to ask for the trial of August 18 in 2022, which is really funny.
Mid-April 2022.
Johnny Depp took the lead in kicking off a small (high) tide of this comedy series.
He brought up Amber Heard again in court about his bed tuba.
In this regard, Amber Heard denied that it was not pulled by himself, but by Depp’s pet dog.
Depp vehemently denies.
So the judge asked, “Why are you so adamantly denying it?” Do you have any evidence?
Then Depp laughed out loud directly, he said: My pet dog is a teacup dog, and it weighs more than three pounds.
(PS: Cold knowledge, a three-and-a-half-pound dog can’t pull out more than two pounds of poop, it’s too embarrassing for a dog.) ）
Then the judge couldn’t hold back and laughed.
Lawyer Amber protested, and the judge apologized.
Immediately after, it was Amber who began to fight back against Depp’s poop attack.
She pointed out that Depp used to put a trumpet on the door of his house and said that he would write her name in liquid.
(PS: This paragraph really makes people laugh, because there is a video as evidence, it was filmed by the surveillance video at the door of the house, Depp really did it, and there are witnesses who saw this scene.) So he was going to use this special way to curse Amber who was pooping on his bed?!)
Then, a ridiculous conversation began in the courtroom:
Amber’s lawyer asked, “Did Mr. Depp take out his XX?”
The witness replied: “If I had seen Mr. Depp’s XX, I would have remembered it!?”
By the way, this witness was smoking a cigarette while answering questions.
So, here comes the question, is it okay to smoke in the courts of America?
Probably the audience felt that this questioning was very “funny”, and the witness’s state of answering while swallowing clouds and fog was really “fun”, and everyone was trying to hold back the smile on the corner of their mouths.
In the end, Mr. Depp couldn’t help himself and began to burst into laughter.
However, there are even funnier ones.
Amber’s lawyer began asking Depp about alcoholism and drug abuse.
Lawyer: “You do drink heavily, don’t you?”
Depp: “What’s the matter, can’t you enjoy some happyhour at any time?”
Lawyer: “And you often take drugs? Do you have *** with you?”
Depp: “I didn’t bring it, but this little box is really suitable for bringing medicine.” “
The most outrageous is coming.
Lawyer: “Have you acted in a few commercial blockbusters?”
(I really don’t know why the lawyer asked this question, but Depp’s answer made people laugh even more, he forgot which commercial blockbusters he had made, and he didn’t know if he appeared in court with drugs.) ）
After thinking about it for a while, Depp didn’t say “Pirates of the Caribbean” or “Edward Scissorhands”, but said a movie that no one expected.
“Well, I think I’ve acted in Alice in Wonderland. “
And that’s not all.
Compared to the witness who smoked in court, Depp brought his gummy bear and graffiti book to court.
During the trial, he threw a gummy candy into his mouth from time to time and asked his lawyer if he wanted to taste it.
The lawyer laughed and laughed and refused.
Then Depp began to scribble on the book again, and handed the graffiti work to the lawyer for him to evaluate.
At that time, the lawyer’s helpless expression was really …… Very cola.
Let’s talk about Amber, who also soared to the point of flying during the trial – sometimes bowing her head and sobbing, sometimes looking up to the sky and sighing, sometimes bursting into tears, this is a proper Oscar-winning actress.
…………
Well, the gossip is over.
Oh, by the way, Amber Heard had a girlfriend named Bianca.Butti after divorcing Depp, and then met Mr. Bianca Butti and broke up with his girlfriend, and then broke up with the richest man (and it was the richest man she took the initiative to dump, which Mr. Richest Man admitted), and had a girlfriend, and the paparazzi photographed the two walking hand in hand on the streets of Spain, at that time she was almost gone, obviously she liked women This thing is not pretending to attract attention.
This woman is supposed to be a real “bisexual”. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Let’s go back to the premiere of “Iron Man 2”.
Amber Heard noticed Robert Downey Jr. and Martin Meyers frequently looking at this side, so she moved her heart and asked her girlfriend, “Shall we go and talk to Martin and Downey?”
But for the sake of her girlfriend, she also fought hard.
After thinking about it, Tasya.van.Ree said: “I know Martin’s girlfriend Miranda Kerr, maybe I can try to talk to this person, let’s go, let’s go.” “
Amber Heard was a little curious, and whispered on the way to the past, “Miranda Kerr?” is that Miranda Kerr, who founded the Miranda brand?”
“That’s right, it’s her, you may not know, Miranda Kerr was just a little model before, if it weren’t for Martin’s help, her Miranda brand wouldn’t have been able to do it at all, and even if it did, it would not have developed so fast!
As they spoke, the two of them had already approached Martin and Donnie.
As the two watched, Amber Heard leaned in a nervous way towards Tasya.van.Ree, much to Martin’s surprise.
In the memory left by Huaxia Martin, the deepest impression of this is the queen’s aura.
But obviously, this person has not yet cultivated to his home, and he is just a “little goblin” who has no climate.
Then he said to Martin: “Mr. Meyers, is Miss Kerr okay lately, she is the model with the best temperament I have ever photographed? Her Miranda brand has been very popular recently, but I didn’t expect Miss Kerr to have the potential to be a strong woman.” “
Martin could guess the purpose of the two of them, but he didn’t refuse people thousands of miles away, and said with a smile: “Miranda is very good, her business has been really good recently, I remember she mentioned you to me, saying that her photography level impressed her.” “
It’s true, Tasya.van.Ree’s level of photography is not small in the North American fashion circle and photography circle.
“Yes, thank you for the compliment. Tasya.van.Ree looked happy, and then gently pushed Amber Heard next to him half a step forward, “Mr. Meyers, Mr. Downey, this is my girlfriend Amber Heard, an actor. “
Downey and Martin’s eyes fell on Amber Heard, and up close, the beauty of this one was even more thrilling.
Even a guy like Donnie, who turned around and decided to be loyal to his wife, couldn’t help but be amazed, and his heart moved slightly.
(Brothers, please take care of it, evaluation, flowers, collections, and rewards are all here, thank you.) ）。
