It was already early in the morning, and Luo Jia was walking on the street in despair.
He had just come out of the Lost Father’s Office, and there was still no trace of his beloved father, Matthew, and the evil Team Rocket had left no clues to find.
As a Primarch, he was easily spotted due to his tall stature.
“Lojia! Luojia!” In the distance, Osiris, the corrupt dean who left a deep impression on Pokémon Brave, was waving.
“Dean? Aren’t you in Weibai Town? Why are you here in Phoenix City?”
Even though he was in a low mood, Luojia still said hello to this incompetent Pokémon doctor who had no serious Pokémon in his hands with a very forced smile.
Osiris first praised in his heart that the Lord’s script was so evil…
He felt ashamed of his first thought, and he immediately revised his thought and praised it again.
Oh, the Lord’s script is so charming.
Then he sighed, climbed up the steps next to him, climbed up to the fountain stone platform on the steps, then stood on tiptoe and stretched out his hand.
It can be seen that the script of Guangyu has such a description here.
[Specializes in deceiving three-year-old children. He is an undercover agent who has been lurking in Weibai Town for many years. Dr. Evil, the subordinate of the Oyster Demon King, after completing the task of not giving Pokémon Hero a starting Pokémon, he took advantage of the opportunity when the other party lost his father. .
However, before that, Dr. Evil must calmly tap Pokémon Brave on the shoulder to show the depth of the villain’s character.
However, I agreed to deceive a three-year-old child, but the other person is only two and a half years old. Is it too morally corrupt? 】
“Well, you can’t reach me, so you can ask me to lower my head…”
Luo Jia, who was less than three years old, squatted down obediently.
Osiris coughed to relieve the embarrassment, then patted the other party’s shoulder and began to speak his lines.
“I already know about your father.”
He had a sad look on his face – it was quite difficult, after all, not to laugh.
He even guessed that Matthew must have gone with the Lord to eat delicious food last night. In the end, he even stayed up all night watching “The Little Master of China” with Wu Xidisi, because he had Matthew’s script here.
Matthew was originally worried about his conscience. After all, it seemed not a good idea to deceive children like this. Until Fulgrim, a guy with strong senses, perfectly reproduced the Wangzi delicacies in the anime, Matthew really put aside worrying about Luojia. The back of my head.
Luojia suddenly felt sad. In his opinion, the evil Team Rocket must have done a lot of evil things.
He remembered that Osiris, the abbot, had taught prophecy classes.
“Dean, can you tell me what my father went through last night?”
“He, he went through dire straits last night!”
Osiris swore that he did not lie to the child.
Two original bodies that are more than four meters high, plus a Loken that is more than two meters high, a big devil, and an evil god. The pot used in the hot pot is really big, the water is really deep, and the fire is really hot.
“He…when did he get a rest?!” Luo Jia burst into tears, feeling that he was really a son of a human being.
“He was kept awake all night by being tortured, and he kept…”
I have been eating carp dumplings cooked with rapeseed flowers. They are so delicious that I can’t stop eating them.
Fulgrim used this to win over the Great Demon of Lust as his teammate, so that he could fight equally with Horus and his daughter.
Luo Jia’s eyes were blank.
“But don’t be discouraged. Evil guys like Team Rocket appeared a long time ago, and they do whatever they want.
However, I know what they are afraid of, so there is nothing I can do against them. “
Luo Jia, the Grand Inquisitor of the Li Court, must cheer up, otherwise it will be difficult to trick him.
Luo Jia’s eyes lit up.
“What do you mean?”
“Legend has it that there is a Pokémon named Dark God, also known as Gunara, who has incredible power.
Many things Team Rocket does are not allowed by Gunara. As long as we find Gunara to come forward, Team Rocket will retreat with a guilty conscience…”
“Great, where are we going to find Gunara?”
“Gunara has always been cautious. As the most powerful female Pokémon, she will be protected by an extraordinary pink guard. It is difficult for us to get close to her.
However, it is said that he has been inseparable from the legendary paternal Pokémon Igubigu. He even sits on the same chair and toilet. As long as he finds Igubigu, he can find Gunara!
By the way, what are the conditions for the Rockets to return your father? “
“…Team Rocket asked me to find Igubigu and return my father to me.”
Luo Jia felt that it was better not to waste time here with this doctor who cheated money.
Originally, he thought it would be very difficult to have Yigubigu, but now there is a more powerful Gunara, the dark god behind Yigubigu, and the journey to find his father suddenly became more difficult and dangerous.
“Let’s put this issue aside for now. I think I came to Phoenix City for the legendary evolution crystal.”
Osiris had a bad opinion of Fulgrim’s antique teapot.
“Yes, my original goal was to obtain evolution crystals so that my two Pokémon could evolve and become a qualified Pokémon trainer.
In this way, I can defeat the Oyster Demon who monopolizes all the delicious oysters in the entire space-time realm, and let my father eat delicious oyster shells! “
Luo Jia’s ambition is really passionate.
“Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Shouldn’t your goal be to conquer the most powerful Pokémon, Igubigu, through unremitting efforts, and then use Igubigu to defeat the four most evil Pokémon trainers? ?”
Osiris discovered that the child had mental problems.
“I originally thought so too, and I also thought I could do it.
Until I went out that day and was subdued by a coyote dog with a Poké Ball, and he took me to play games…”
Luojia thought of the coyote mother and her son…
Oh, no, it’s a psychotic coyote dog and his son who are having a bit of a depressive episode.
“That should be just an individual case…”
“But in the next eight months, before I met my father, I was tamed by Pokémon forty-two times in the wild!”
“…It seems really bad.”
“It’s not that bad, it’s even quite comfortable to sleep on the Poké Ball, and most of the Pokémon are very nice and even feed me…”
Luojia didn’t know that when he was subdued and fed, it was Rasta who was testing his obedience gene defect. It was obvious that he was almost domesticated.
Luo Jia originally had a good expression, but as he spoke, he gradually became depressed again.
“What happened afterward?”
Osiris slowly eased Luojia’s mental state.
“That day, the psychotic Pokémon that conquered me was defeated again and again by the Submerged Pokémon, and I was freed again.
As a result, as soon as he left the shore, he was conquered by a tall, mature, gentle, kind, cute, charming, and mother-like Gardevoir.
She took good care of me, so much so that I felt maternal love even though I was born without a mother…”
Luo Jia’s expression was quite complex, with various emotions mixed together, making it a mess.
“Isn’t that great?” Osiris said.
“I also think it’s great, I even think she, my father and I would make a perfect family of three.
You know, my father has been single for many years and often secretly sad. I really want to help him get out of his emotional haze.
So I told Gardevoir my thoughts…”
“and after?”
“She said yes, she was so understanding – that’s what I thought at the time.
Then I went to pee behind the bushes, and she also came out to pee. In order to encourage me and let me be a strong boy, she competed with me to see who could pee farther, and she also released water during the competition…
She’s a boy mom! “
