Dujiao Sana (nuo) customers have been waiting for a long time.
As a space elf, she has been burdened with a fate since her birth, the fate of being targeted by the most powerful predator in the entire galaxy!
She forgot how she had watched her friends and family disappear.
At that time, she was too young, just a child who was just learning about the world.
The ark swallowed by the chaos storm shattered, demons poured out, and all the Eldar souls in the soul stones became subspace food waiting to be purchased.
These are the fragmented childhood memories of Sana Ke.
At that time, the tired Laughing God hurried over, leading his group of clowns, and struggled to snatch the soul stones and small bean sprouts one by one.
Even the solitary Dujiao participated in this mission, and the rescuer selected by Dujiao was Sana Ke.
The unicorn in Hua Dou Ya means a one-man show and a villain. They have a vague sense of their own destiny.
The powerful unicorn saw his destiny, and Sana Ke was his successor.
He will fall into the hands of Slaanesh and be tortured.
This is the scene that Sana Ke witnessed twenty-six years ago.
In order to protect her, the Hua Dou Sprout, who was strong enough to face the Lord of the Forbidden Army and even defeat him in battle, had his chest penetrated by the Great Demon of Slaanesh with his snake spear-like tail.
The Unicorn exhausted her psychic energy and teleported her to the Phantom of Death among the Harlequins.
At that time, Sana Ke did not understand that she was just a weak and ordinary Ada spirit tribe.
How could a lone traveler who was respected by all the Ark Eldar be worth exchanging his life for?
No one forced Sana Ke to take any responsibility because of the sacrifice of the unicorn.
No one bothered her when she was growing up.
It was just that the Arkworld was shattered, the mechanical organizations in the starry sky, the overwhelming demons, the war masks wet with blood, and the gradually extinguishing gravity field of the battleship all appeared in her dream.
Most of all, there is the last scene of her carrying the one-horned general as a child away from the center of the battlefield.
He was dragged into the subspace like this, and his end could be imagined.
Sana Ke also forgot how she mustered up the courage to become such a person. In short, she was recognized by the Laughing God, inherited the responsibility and curse of that unicorn, and became the new unicorn.
Douya, who was already lonely, became an even more lonely little pitiful person.
Until the Laughing God sent her an oracle and invited her to participate in a performance.
She didn’t have to do much other than wrap her limbs in silk threads and play Slaanesh.
Or rather, playing the role of an unknown deity who plays Slaanesh.
What a wonderful matryoshka performance.
With a sacred heart, she waited for the only Eldar god who could still walk in the real universe and protect the bean sprouts to complete the puppet ceremony for her.
But after the last silk thread wrapped around her finger, she suddenly lost her sense of God.
She broke away from the spiritual ritual, and the last thing she saw was a huge furnace.
Some potatoes were roasting on the stove, and the fire crackled in the stove.
“Me? In front of the great Laughing God? Taken away by Salish?!”
Because she had been worried about what she would encounter in the end, Sanake’s first reaction was to meow, “I’m going to suffer from Slaanesh!”
But she couldn’t be sure, because the God of Art already existed in the real universe.
Salish’s authority was first divided and weakened a lot, and then the God of Art resisted him based on reality. He should not be able to capture her in front of the Laughing God.
“Hmph! Look what I caught, a tearful bean sprout?!”
A voice that sounded a little unserious, but very scary, came from behind Sana Ke.
This made the flower bean sprout turn around in fear.
When her attention was no longer on the stove, she finally saw the whole place clearly.
This is a seemingly huge room.
In the center of the room was a stove where huge potato cubes were roasting.
The one who spoke just now was an extremely ferocious, ferocious-looking person…
A handsome boy with black hair and black eyes? !
No! Illusion! This is definitely an illusion! The abominable main god of subspace, trying to deceive himself with this image!
Sana Ke went to observe the other two beings in the room.
A person of the same sex who seems very dignified and elegant? But it’s a bit like Terra Barbarian.
The last one looked ordinary, with a decadent face and drinking black liquid.
Sana Ke finally saw the wall and the image on the wall.
She was stunned!
There is a split-screen live broadcast on the wall. On the left is the Laughing God who is blindfolded but unable to detect himself on the Long Table Continent. He is encouraging each other with a piece of ribs.
On the right, there are other clowns and the Eldar from the Bietan Arkworld who are preparing for the start of the show.
“You…who are you?!”
Shalish definitely doesn’t have this ability!
Sana Ke finally remembered that the Laughing God had reminded her that the drama played by the Harlequin Troupe this time would involve many mysterious characters comparable to the Lord God of Chaos.
Zana Ke began to guess whether the person in front of her was the God of Art in the real universe, the Lord of Dragons, or the mysterious and terrifying existence that stole Slaanesh’s power.
“Who am I? A mortal! This is a good question!”
Raste quickly sent a signal to Huang Laodeng and asked him to come forward and introduce him. Otherwise, he would be too shameless to brag about himself.
The emperor opened his mouth and said: “He is lacking…”
Half of Xidisi’s arm instantly took on a real posture. Today, he was going to let the unabashed vacationer Lao Deng experience the pain that only the four vendors of Chaos had experienced.
Fortunately, Lao Ma once again stepped on the emperor’s foot and took over the conversation at the same time.
“He is the legendary Army Commander of Garden Babies, Wu Xidisi, the inspiration king of the Galaxy, the principal of twenty kindergartens, the kind-hearted Internet cafe owner who doesn’t charge for Internet access, and peeked into my inner…”
Malcador is also a talker.
Now it was the Emperor’s turn to be unhappy!
“Wait, what did he peek at?”
The Lord of Mankind struck the furnace and rose.
At the moment when his spiritual power was about to emerge, poor Hua Dou Ya finally recognized through this feature that this was the most powerful evil god known to the real universe Bean Sprouts – the big golden guy that the barbarians of Terra believed in.
“You fart! I didn’t look, I just asked: Which part of the horse’s appearance is the weirdest, and then I will get information feedback – strawberries with leaves that change every day!”
Just refuse to be slandered!
The Emperor and Malcador have been good friends for tens of thousands of years. Their friendship is so deep that they can sacrifice for each other. The Emperor values this friendship so much that he will certainly not allow the evil god to offend his Malcador.
It’s just that a friendship of tens of thousands of years seems a bit too heavy.
Poor Sana Ke hadn’t realized the fact that she had actually been shrunk. She thought this place was the evil god’s lair, which was why it was so huge.
Especially the terrifying furnace of chaos in front of us.
What is roasted that makes it so fragrant?
Under the influence of the evil god’s spiritual filter, Sana Ke didn’t even pay much attention to the Laughing God, because Rasta gave her a psychological hint that the bean sprout cake would be fine.
All she wants now is a piece of potato.
It’s a pity that Dujiao lives alone, but she still needs to eat. The food she eats is no better than Alpharius!
In order to rush back to the Laughing God, she didn’t eat last night’s dinner or today’s breakfast.
So she broke free from the hand of the most evil Chaos God, kicked a piece of “giant potato” that was not so hot on the roadside out of the stove, and dropped it to the ground.
This flower bean sprout decided to be a full-fledged ghost until she died, so she took a leap and landed on the roasted potato, lying on her stomach and gnawing on it.
“…Can you please respect me? I am the Evil God! The Evil God! I am the King of Inspiration! I eat children!”
